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Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.
You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.
You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.
You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.
Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense
NEXT ON CSI: FEUDAL JAPAN.
My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.
RELEASE ME HUMAN
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